Naughty Velvet Cushion Duo – “Sit On It” & Rainbow Peen Heart

Add sass and mischief to your space with this one-of-a-kind embroidered cushion set. Made from luxurious black velvety fabric, these statement cushions are bold, rude, and unapologetically fun. One features the blunt (and brilliant) command “SIT ON IT” in rainbow peen print lettering, while the other keeps it playful with a heart appliqué – look closer and you’ll spot a rainbow of tiny doodle d*cks stitched into the fabric.

✨ Perfect for:
– Adult humour lovers
– Conversation starters
– Gag gifts or Galentine’s
– Bold interior style

🪡 Handmade with love (and a wicked sense of humour)
🎨 Soft velvety fabric with high-quality embroidery
💬 Equal parts cute and filthy – just how we like it

Size: Approx 45x45cm (18x18”) each
Sold as a pair
Cushion covers only
Care: Spot clean or gentle hand wash

Treat your sofa (or your mates) to something hilariously inappropriate yet oddly beautiful.