Embroidered Christmas Jumper: Rude Festive Sweatshirt

Tis the season to be f*cking festive. This bold red Christmas jumper says what we’re all thinking — “Fuck me, it’s Christmas.” Embroidered in crisp white stitching, it’s equal parts sweary and seasonal. Perfect for office parties (if you dare), tipsy family dinners, or just surviving December in style.

Super soft, comfy fit, and guaranteed to turn heads and spark awkward conversations with your nan.

🎄 Unisex sizing
🧵 Embroidered design – not printed
❤️ Red sweatshirt with white thread
🎁 Ideal rude gift or treat for yourself

Let’s be honest — subtlety is overrated.